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pitchy1098
Number of posts : 731 Age : 27 Location : U.K., England, Bath Infractions : Adminity is insanity! VIP Points : Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: The two little penguins. And the other one. Sat Jan 17, 2009 11:26 pm | |
| This is a story about the Two little penguins. And the other one.
Now one day the two penguins (And the other one) had to leave home. So they each built an igloo.
Penguin 1. He built his igloo out of ice. Penguin 2. He built his igloo out of snow. The other one: He built his igloo out of a mysterious substance...
However they weren't to know of the Big Bad Dragon that lived upon the Hill which conveniantly was just next to them. So when he saw the three penguins he realised how hungry he was so he went down to door one and knocked on the door saying: 'I've come to eat you. Let me in please!' 'No no no! I don't taste nice at all! Don't eat me!' 'Well Tough now let me in!' 'No never! Not on the fur on my tummy-tum-tum!' So the dragon Huffed and he Puffed and he melted the house using his fiery-breath-that-destroys-all-but-a-mysterious-substance-that-I-havn't-revealed-yet move. So when he got inside he ate the poor penguin. Now he wasn't full yet so he made his way to Penguin 2's igloo. He went to the door once more and said: 'I've come to eat you. Let me in please!' 'No no no! I don't taste nice at all! Don't eat me!' 'Well Tough now let me in!' 'No never! Not on the fur on my tummy-tum-tum!' So the dragon Huffed and he Puffed and he melted the house using his fiery-breath-that-destroys-all-but-a-mysterious-substance-that-I-havn't-revealed-yet move. So when he got inside he ate the poor penguin. Now he wasn't full yet so he made his way to Penguin 3's igloo. Now this is important. Seeing as penguin 3's igloo was made of a mysterious substance I shall now reveal what it was. It was Cheese. So the dragon went to the igloo and knocked on the door saying: 'I've come to eat you. Let me in please!' 'No no no! I don't taste nice at all! Don't eat me!' 'Well Tough now let me in!' 'No never! Not on the fur on my tummy-tum-tum!' So the dragon Huffed and he Puffed and he- oh. His move that doesn't melt one substance happened to be cheese so he had to eat the House to get to the penguin. However, when he got inside he was to full to eat the penguin so he was free. Although the next day the dragon came and ate him seeing as there was no house left!
And the moral of the story is: Always build your house out of cheese. Make sure it is waterproof and Sun proof though! The end!
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vipansh
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| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:14 am | |
| ha ha ha.......nice one!!!! | |
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pitchy1098
Number of posts : 731 Age : 27 Location : U.K., England, Bath Infractions : Adminity is insanity! VIP Points : Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:18 am | |
| thanks. It is a nice twist on the Pigs I htink! | |
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vipansh
Number of posts : 519 Age : 27 Location : New Delhi,India Infractions : HE..HE..HE..No infractions for me....M Admin!! VIP Points : Registration date : 2008-11-29
| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:20 am | |
| yup....it is......did u write it?? | |
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pitchy1098
Number of posts : 731 Age : 27 Location : U.K., England, Bath Infractions : Adminity is insanity! VIP Points : Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Sun Jan 18, 2009 11:30 am | |
| yeah! On the spur of the moment! I just thought it would be a good Idea! | |
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Ramix777 Secret Agent
Number of posts : 478 Location : Ohio Infractions : 0 VIP Points : Registration date : 2009-01-04
| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Sun Jan 18, 2009 8:42 pm | |
| yeah good and Loooooooooonnnng | |
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pitchy1098
Number of posts : 731 Age : 27 Location : U.K., England, Bath Infractions : Adminity is insanity! VIP Points : Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Sun Jan 18, 2009 10:08 pm | |
| yeah well at least it isn't harry potter! | |
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Ramix777 Secret Agent
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| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Mon Jan 19, 2009 3:07 am | |
| yeah but anyways Good Job | |
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pitchy1098
Number of posts : 731 Age : 27 Location : U.K., England, Bath Infractions : Adminity is insanity! VIP Points : Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:26 pm | |
| thanks alot mate! Glad you like it | |
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Ramix777 Secret Agent
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| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Tue Jan 20, 2009 5:10 pm | |
| Yeah your good at Stories and Jokes!! | |
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Mgmbl311
Number of posts : 94 Age : 27 Location : SoCal VIP Points : Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Tue Jan 20, 2009 8:15 pm | |
| That's pretty funny. That's weird how he couldn't melt cheese. | |
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pitchy1098
Number of posts : 731 Age : 27 Location : U.K., England, Bath Infractions : Adminity is insanity! VIP Points : Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Tue Jan 20, 2009 9:17 pm | |
| Well it did say it couldnt melt a mysterious substance didn't it.... Well it isn't real life as welL! | |
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Ramix777 Secret Agent
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| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Tue Jan 20, 2009 10:33 pm | |
| Yeah so for the most part good job!I think it needs....
A SEQUEL!!! | |
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pitchy1098
Number of posts : 731 Age : 27 Location : U.K., England, Bath Infractions : Adminity is insanity! VIP Points : Registration date : 2009-01-05
| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Tue Jan 20, 2009 11:02 pm | |
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jjkanes Great Surfer
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| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:57 pm | |
| kewl!keep up the good work! | |
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skyxxx7 Great Surfer
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| Subject: Re: The two little penguins. And the other one. Wed Apr 15, 2009 1:58 pm | |
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